Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
(Source: emojustinyoung)
